April 2011
Apr 30th
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I Don't Know Why
But every single time I agree to work on Saturday mornings, the entire week before I have nightmares that I over sleep and miss work. Then there’s no one to open up the place or answer the phone and I get in trouble. It stresses me out. I don’t like being relied on. I don’t like being solely responsible for something. I don’t know. I need to go to bed so this doesn’t...
Apr 30th
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I HAVE SUCH AN IRRATIONAL FEAR
OF BEING OVER OR UNDER DRESSED. I LIKE TO KNOW WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS WEARING BEFORE I GO SOMEWHERE. WAH.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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MAKE EM SAY UHH
DA NA NA NA
Apr 26th
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I WISH
I COULD BE BLONDE. WAH.
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Today:
Morning Yoga - Centered. (LOL) Car wouldn’t start - Depressed. Woke up my brother to give me a ride - Aggravated. Watched a video in school that I’ve seen 3 times already - Bored. Sat at school and did one haircut for a smelly lady - Grossed out. Went for a long walk on lunch to get my mother’s car - Rained on. Took the car home, ate chicken salad and watched True Life -...
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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This Never Fails to Amuse Me →
I love it.
Apr 25th
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"He's so hungry he's eating dog food!"
-My Mother, talking about Cosmo. My DOG. Like, really?
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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I JUST GOT A PHONE CALL
FROM MYSELF. WHAT THE FUCK. IT WAS MY OWN PHONE NUMBER, CALLING THE SAME PHONE. THAT’S NOT NORMAL.
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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I Don't
Want to do this today. I hate people. It’s raining. I don’t understand why everyone wants to hang out with me. Yes, I am complaining about having friends right now. I should probably start getting ready, but Scrubs is on and then there’s the internet….I don’t know. I at least had a good morning so far. If my room wasn’t such a disaster I think I’d feel...
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Oh My Goodness
I think I’m dying. My body is overheating. I’m a really good typer. I just love Gucci Mane and Waka Flocka Flame. That kind of rhymed. I don’t care about anyyyyyyyyything and it’s beautiful. Ignorance is bliss. I just want sleep but I want to laugh too. I don’t know anymore. I have so many things to do and people to see tomorrow, but its a good thing. I’m...
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 21st
52 notes
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This Has Been An Awesome Day.
Never been like this before. I’ve been an incredible wealth of realizations today. I feel like a fucking fruit loop. (Also, just had the hardest time spelling fruit.)  So much fun I think I’ve overdosed. As impossible as that sounds, I think its true. Also, saw a zombie tonight, as well as two people trying to walk and order through the drive thru….interesting. Got my feather...
Apr 21st
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SHE SAID I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS
I’M LIKE BITCH, ME NEITHER.
Apr 20th
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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DAMN MOTHER FUCKER
I’M FUNNY.
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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This Is A Problem
      I’ve come to the conclusion that I want to join an improv group, much like Michael Scott. You know, like a really downgraded SNL type of group, just for the fuck of it. I say this, knowing all too well that it will NOT happen. Why, you may ask? Because that’s too much work. I would much rather day dream about it than actually do it. That actually goes for most things in my life,...
Apr 19th
Apr 19th
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So Accurate It's Scary →
…But I love this shit.
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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