I have to get up and get ready to go out but it’s so much work.

I wish I could go out for more than 2 drinks fuck working the weekend.

But I’m booked back to back tomorrow and I love money so maybe don’t fuck working the weekend.

I’ll have a day off next year maybe.

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ii jUs WaNt 2 SmOkE WeEd aNd BuY ShOeZ

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after u watch the anaconda video


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What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

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